(read Part 1 here, part 2 here)
Technology is wonderful, no? We carry more computing power in the palm of our hand than the entire shuttle that landed on the moon (that’s right, Neil Armstrong. You would have been safer riding to the moon on an iPhone (there’s an app for that!)) And the best use of that power is, of course, keeping track of the ladies!
I had recently sold some textbooks and bought a Palm Vx with it. Oh yeah, loving the monochrome! Anyway, it occurred to me that I could write myself a reminder for, say, the next August and look for Heidi in the law library. So, I wrote it down.
The rest of the semester, I sat with her now and then and we’d talk and get to know each other. But I never asked her out because I didn’t think I’d see her again. It just didn’t make sense to spend money on somebody else’s wife.
Well, summer came and I had a blast. I had great roommates who invited me to their parties and I met lots of fun people. I even dated a girl from Mexico that I met at a dance. See, I have a different psyche when I speak Spanish and my Spanish psyche is way cooler than my English psyche. If I ever run for political office, I’m going to do it in Spanish, with a translator.
Anyway, at the end of the summer I decided to move out my condo and into an apartment closer to campus. I picked Liberty Square because it was close to campus and had a reputation as a fun place to live. What I didn’t know until I moved in was that it was also a filthy stink-hole. Well, just my apartment. It was awful.
But, I had cool roommates and a great ward. I was ready to enjoy myself and meet lots of new people. You’ll notice I’m not mentioning Heidi much and there’s a reason for that:
I had forgotten about her.
She was all the way in Nevada and I was in Provo and somehow the memory had faded. But, little did I know, salvation was to come from my pocket. Because that’s where I kept my Palm Pilot.
One day in late August, the first Wednesday after school had started, I found myself walking into the law library. As I did so, I was looking at my calendar to see what classes I needed to study for. And what did I see? A little note that said:
“Look for Heidi in the law library”
THAT’S RIGHT!! I had completely forgotten about hot law library chick (yes, that was my nickname for her (while she wasn’t around))! And I had her name, so I didn’t have to call her “hot law library chick”! Well, this was one assignment I was going to ace.
I walked straight to our old table and found…nothing. I looked at the next table and…nothing. I looked at the next 5 tables and nothing. But the 6th table had…nothing. Finally, at the last table in the row, was seated…her. The object of my affection for the last two months (not counting a break in the summer).
I walked right up to her with a smile and said, “Heidi, right?”
(to be continued)