Category: personal

Two Awesome Mothers…One Great Day!

I’m so lucky! My life is blessed by not one, but two great moms, that I get to celebrate today (and all other days, as well)!

There’s my mom:

and then, of course, there’s the Wooga’s mom:

You can tell what great moms they are just by how much they love the Wooga!

I love you both and am so grateful to you. My life would be awful without either one of you.

Happy Mothers Day!

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Experimenting with Your Children: Because Kids Are Just Data Points Waiting to Happen

Hypothesis:  TV deadens a kids senses.

Method:  Place child in chair with restraints.  Show child television program or movie.  Poke child with needles.

Outcome:  Child failed to respond to multiple subcutaneous needle pricks while movie played.  Child stared continuously at TV while pricks were administered with no visible reaction.

Conclusion:  Hypothesis correct.

Before you call CPS, here’s what happened.  The Wooga crawled all over our deck last week and got about eight splinters in his little hand.  We didn’t know how to get them out without a huge battle so Heidi had the brilliant idea of letting him watch a VeggieTales movie while we operated on him.  He’s never seen TV for more than a split second, so he was absolutely mesmerized.  We put him in his high chair (with tray) so he would be somewhat restrained.

It was so creepy to see him absolutely oblivious while we poked and prodded him with a needle.  Not one reaction or even a flinch.  He may as well have been on a heroin trip.

Seeing the power TV held over him really freaked me out.  My normally active, inquisitive and alert little guy was reduced to a drooling vegetable by the TV.  We may never let him see TV now.  We were going to wait until he was 4 like the American Pediatric Association (or whatever) recommends but I’m not sure we even want that to happen.  We’ll see.

By the way, the last part of the title comes from an Econ professor at BYU who said that quote seriously with a straight face!

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Why You Should Listen To General Conference (Again)

Today, my church had what’s called General Conference. It’s something we do twice a year. The leaders of our church, made up of the Prophet, Apostles, Seventy and general auxiliary leaders, speak to us. It lasts for two days, with three two-hour sessions on Saturday and two on Sunday. And I pretty much live for it.

I like it so much because it’s the spiritual equivalent of a course correction. It’s like finding that old map you knew you had somewhere. The speakers always give the perfect, most uplifting talks.

Now, here’s why you should check it out (follow the links for more details):

The New Prophet Spoke to Us

Did you know we have a prophet on Earth today? His name is Thomas S. Monson. He’s called of God and has the same authority as the ancient prophets, like Moses, Abraham, Peter, etc. In fact, his authority can be traced in an unbroken line to John the Baptist and Peter, James and John.

President Monson’s talk was mostly about his testimony of Jesus Christ. He spoke to us three times. All three are excellent talks. I recommend you listen to them or watch them, but reading them is good, too.

We Talked About Why The Bible Allows For An Open Cannon

This is a pretty controversial subject for most students of the Bible. But, as always, Elder Jeffrey R. Holland (one of the 12 Apostles) did an amazing job explaining why the verse in Revelation doesn’t apply to the entire Bible, just to the Book of Revelation. Listen to the talk (mp3), but it’s mostly because the Bible wasn’t compiled and written until 100 years after John wrote the Revelation on the Isle of Patmos.

Another Apostle Spoke of the Importance of Sincere Prayer

Elder Bednar (another Apostle; They’re called Elder So-and-so) gave a very direct talk (mp3) about why it’s important to pray sincerely and not just give God a laundry list of things to do. It helped me to realize that when I pray, of the two of us, I should probably let Him talk more. I’m definitely going to do that. A potentially life-changing talk.

Sister Lant Inspired Me to Start Traditions

The Primary General President (Primary is the organization for kids under 12 years old) gave a talk where she recommended starting traditions that make it easier for a family to live the gospel of Jesus Christ, not harder. These include daily, weekly and monthly traditions, in addition to holidays. Heidi and I discussed things like FHE, scripture study, family prayer, sabbath observance, temple attendance and things like that.

Elder Oaks Pinpointed Two Weak Spots For Me

Elder Dallin H Oaks highlighted (at least) two weak spots for me and inspired me to try to improve them. One is bearing my testimony. He said “Those who have a gift to know [the Gospel is true], have a responsibility to bear witness so those who have a gift to believe on their knowledge can exercise that gift”. D&C 46 teaches us that having a testimony is a gift and that having a gift to believe on somebody else’s testimony is a separate gift. I had never put the two together the way Elder Oaks did and it inspired me to be better about sharing my testimony.

He also admonished us to “speak in mildness and meekness…in love” when we bear testimony, which I am also going to work on (and not just in bearing testimony but all the time).

Personal Revelation

The main reason to (re)listen to or watch General Conference is because, if you listen with an open mind and heart, the Holy Ghost will whisper directly to your heart those things that the Lord would most like you to know. Some of those things might be, for example, that Jesus Christ lives, that He gave His life for us so we might be able to return to God’s presence and live with Him one day, that the Church of Jesus Christ is true and that Thomas S. Monson is God’s chosen prophet on the Earth today.

I know those things because the Holy Ghost has born witness to me of them and I know He can to you, too.

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I Need Help

Sorry, I couldn’t resist it.  We aren’t pregnant.  The last line of yesterday’s apology was just a joke.  Sorry!

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Uhh…I’m Sorry

So, yesterday’s post was obviously an April Fool’s joke.

Obvious unless, of course, your computer doesn’t highlight text correctly.

As was the case for…

My mother.

And my mother-in-law.

Who cried.

Seriously. Cried.

I suck.

My own mother handled it quite well. She couldn’t highlight the text and she waited 45 minutes, worrying the entire time. Then she had my dad call me. He called my cell phone, which had recently switched and wasn’t working at the time. His thought?

Given what they had just read, they thought we had already closed down the phone line. Cutting costs and all that.

So, he called home and asked Heidi if I was home. She said I was at work and gave him the number. He thought that was strange but figured I just hadn’t told Heidi the news yet.

When he finally got a hold of me, I was horrified. Which was why I couldn’t stop laughing, apparently. When my mom heard it was a joke, I could hear her yelling in the background. Then she got on the phone and let me have it. Revenge has been promised, which Wandering Nana Linda warned me about.

So, I apologize. I will definitely do a better job next year. Although, it might be tough with two kids running around the house…

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