I couldn’t resist this title. I can only imagine how many hits I’ll get from people looking up various words in it…:) I also couldn’t resist telling my wife the title of the post. Heh heh, it was pretty funny.
I had originally intended to relate a story based on the dream I had that inspired this post, but I decided against it as it was sounding pretty stupid. Anyway, I had the weirdest dream that I was playing football. I was in a stadium, I had pads on and I think we were winning. The next thing I remember about my dream is I was in a large, round, rather opulent bathtub. There were bubbles everywhere and I think flower petals, too. I swear I’m not a woman. Anyway, I knew I was in Paris Hilton’s bathtub and I was very nervous that she was going to catch me in there. Then, my worst fears came true as she walks in and freaks out, which freaked me out.
So, I have no idea what that dream was about or why I had it. My wife said “Why are you dreaming about Paris Hilton? Do you think she’s attractive”? Now, a situation like this is typically where most guys would be nervous or try to lie and say that no, they don’t think so-and-so is attractive. Thankfully, I didn’t have to lie about it. I really don’t think Paris Hilton is attractive in any way.
I know I haven’t posted in a while, but I’ve been swamped with my new job and schedule, so I haven’t really had time. However, I hope I can put up a few of the posts I’ve saved. We’ll see what happens.